My coworker told me this hilarious interview story today at work. I hope I can do it justice...
About 30 years ago, when she was newly married, she and her husband were in desperate need of money so she applied for a well-paying job at an orthodontist's office. She interviewed well and at the end of it all, stood up to shake the interviewer's hand. As she leaned forward, something unexpected happened. She farted!! Unfortunately, this was no small little wiff of air that could easily be played off as a chair squeaking on the floor. No, it was a loud trumpet of gas that was not to be concealed. As hard as she tried, she could not hold back the nervous giggles welling in her throat (what else is a girl supposed to do in an awkward situation like that!!??) BUT, it gets worse! She began laughing so hard that she lost control of another very important body function........and proceeded to pee her pants. Well, actually, she wasn't wearing pants but rather a dress, so the stream created a nice little puddle on the orthodontist's floor. She ran out of the room as fast as she could and didn't turn back.
Needless to say, she didn't get the job....
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